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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:10
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
No, not a chance
Was Adam white or black (African)?
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Corbin Carroll Diagnosed With Wrist Fracture - MLB Trade Rumors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Neuroscientists just discovered a fascinating fact about the grooves in your brain - PsyPost
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Mets place Mark Vientos on 10-day IL, option Max Kranick in flurry of roster moves - SNY
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No go.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Astronomers Just Discovered The Biggest Explosions Since The Big Bang - ScienceAlert
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Non est eum facere impedit aut dignissimos tempora.
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
How do I maintain and care for granite countertops in a coastal climate like Pompano Beach?
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried